Year in Review: Poll Results

No doubt, Dear Reader, you are awaiting (with breathless anticipation) the results of the poll regarding which, if any, of my 2012 New Year's resolutions I have so far achieved.

It's not like I've not had the time, right?

So, with 2012 halfway through, have I:

• Started wearing hats?
• Got my super awesome Stripper Girlfriend (with a Heart-of-Gold)?
• Developed a fondness for the bottle?
• Found my spunky, plucky, Assistant?
• Been foiled at every turn by my new Arch Nemesis?

Poll results as follows:

Hats	6 (54%)
Stripper Girlfriend	2 (18%)
Alcoholic	1 (9%)
Plucky Assistant	1 (9%)
Arch-Nemesis	1 (9%)
None of the above	3 (27%)

Well, the 27% of you who chose 'none' are right! I am such a slacker. I mean, how hard is it to even buy a hat?

I still have 6 months though... Don't write me off just yet.