Ask a PI Week 2012

I'm thinking it may be time to throw open the mailbag for a week for all and sundry to write in and ask any burning questions you may have of this PI.

It doesn't even have to be investigations-related. I could answer your queries on relationships, favourite picks for the 4:15 at Henley, or give a definitive ruling on whether your bum looks big in that.

Apart from several kind emails from the UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION (capitalisation theirs) advising me I had come into a great deal of "Great British Pounds", my mailbox has been a little empty of late, hence 'Ask a PI Week 2012'.

However, I was pleased to receive this recent plea from Felicia:

Ask a PI Week

Yes, Dear Readers, our operators are standing by for our first official Ask a PI * week.

That's right, you can submit the questions that you've always wanted to ask a PI and one of our trained monkeys investigators will get back to you. If we don't know the answer, we'll just make it up. For free.

Don't delay, this offer expires soon.

* Nothing in the answers we provide constitutes actual advice, legal or otherwise, and we cannot be held liable for anything stupid you may do as a result. By posting a question, you indemnify us against all claims for damages arising from mockery, hurt feelings, and/or reckless stupidity. You also signify your acceptance that your question may be posted in its entirety, or otherwise edited for clarity or comedic value.