Eating Man Sighted!

Dear Reader, I am pleased to announce that at 1402hrs this afternoon, the elusive Eating Man was captured on film outside his natural habitat.

This momentous, and rare, sighting has given researchers more to puzzle over as the Eating Man was seen to converse with cafe staff nearby, enquiring as to what ingredients were in a particular tasty food product.

The Eating Man had previously thought to have been a mute species, unable to communicate effectively.

Scientists speculate that food scarcity has driven the Eating Man from his usual environment into an urban setting and thus into contact with humans. However, they assure us that there is little to be concerned about as the Eating Man is generally nocturnal and mostly herbivorous, his diet largely consisting of ice cream and bread rolls.

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No Eating Men were harmed in the making of this post.