Holy Perestroika, Batman.

I'm not a sexy spy posing for a men's magazine and I don't play one on TV, but that's how they roll in Mother Russia these days.

While totally ineffectual as a spy, I'm guessing Anna Chapman (somewhat surprisingly, that *is* her real name) is going to be more successful as a pin-up girl fueling the masturbatory fantasies of 13 year-old boys everywhere.

Those crazy Russians. What shenanigans will they get up to next?